Elizabeth Warren showed off her torched Thanksgiving marshmallows on Twitter. We’re not sure if this dish came from her infamous Pow Wow Chow cookbook, but it was definitely a recipe for disaster on an afternoon when people were well fed, happy, and finding themselves with a little leisure time to flame a U.S. senator worse than … well … Elizabeth Warren’s sweet potato casserole.
To be sure, from her fake Native American debacle, horrible policies, calling Soleimani a ‘senior foreign military official’, and recent attacks on crisis pregnancy centers, Elizabeth Warren has torched our marshmallows more than a few times over the years, if you know what we mean.
When she plays the ‘Look at me! I’m just like you!’ card, Twitter is always ready to go scorched earth.
Looks like I only set half the marshmallows on fire. pic.twitter.com/iPKRw05j8P
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) November 24, 2022
You all did not disappoint with the hilarious responses – and there were a lot.
We’ll hold on a sec, in case you’re gonna get you a beer before reading.
Real Cherokees burn every part of the marshmallow.
— Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) November 24, 2022
— Bradley Jaye (@bradleyajaye) November 25, 2022
The good news is that you’re still a better cook than you are a senator, so that’s something.
— Justin T. Haskins (@JustinTHaskins) November 24, 2022
Ouch! You all are on fire!
— Magills (@magills_) November 25, 2022
LOL! Okay that one was especially lit.
Firey, but mostly peaceful Thanksgiving.
— 3nd 0f Day5 (@Deploreable1) November 25, 2022
Pale face makem’ smoke signals inside flatbread maker https://t.co/xqPRGX5IVA
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) November 25, 2022
Y’all are burning it down. LOL.
The comments are sick. She’s literally just cooking for thanksgiving. Shut up in the comments https://t.co/9E43tXft9k
— Cody Ware Clears (Not actually Cody automod) (@CodyWareClears2) November 25, 2022
Congratulations on your first day on Twitter, Cody!
How does someone burn half of the marshmallows in an oven, but the other half remains undercooked? What a feat https://t.co/RaDSTEr8Yl
— Tom Ross (@Tommy_Slick) November 25, 2022
We have to admit, we’re skeptical. This isn’t exactly the first time Liz has faked something. Just saying.
Overcooking the marshmallows. Okay. Literally setting them on fire, and only half the pan? How does one do that?
‘Hand me the torch, Bruce! We have to make me look relatable!’
‘But … remember the beer thing, Sweetums …’
‘GET ME THE @&!%?$ TORCH, BRUCE!!!’
Hey, it’s Thanksgiving and we have some extra tinfoil lying around. LOL.
Hello normal humans. I have created your normal human meal of oven baked marshmallows https://t.co/TYVcKGETsJ
— JustAGuyNamedJon (@SideshowJon36) November 25, 2022
See, we weren’t the only ones who thought it looked a bit too staged. LOL.
OMG! youre JUST like US!
— Veruca Salty (@VerucaSalty76) November 24, 2022
HAHA! Yep, it’s not just us.
As authentic as “I’m gonna get me a beer.” pic.twitter.com/E3Uu4b3xu0
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) November 24, 2022
It’s still as cringey as the first time we saw it.
“The caterer shall be flogged!”
“No, Liz, we can make something of this. Trust me, it will humanize you!”
“But I still get to flog the caterer, right?” https://t.co/1Y59qe4W1k
— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) November 25, 2022
— Redcloak the Unruly 🍊 (@BrewingAle) November 25, 2022
The math checks out.
Looks like her presidential campaign. https://t.co/IfPZQC2Cn1
— Shaiful Kashem (@ShayKashMoney) November 24, 2022
That ended in a smoking pile of ashes too.
Unlike the entire economy that you and your fellow Democrats have torched… https://t.co/IOYpuHeDVL
— Governor Dill (@TheGreenOldDill) November 25, 2022
It would be nice if Democrats limited their destructive habits to their own kitchens.
Much like people’s retirement! https://t.co/7j310vjeFE
— Anna James Zeigler (@ajzeigler) November 25, 2022
Now we feel burned.
Thanks, feminism https://t.co/azju3xoVBi
— Amie Whatserface (@AmieWohrer) November 25, 2022
Is anyone surprised she’s also a disaster in the kitchen? https://t.co/RRdpohgh9Y
— got MAGA? (@GotMAGA) November 24, 2022
Not at all. Nevertheless, she persisted.